I'm Alive

Hi guys!I'm going to share the weirdest of all my experiences so far.This is all about an accident that I met a couple of months ago.

Having done with my hectic work at the college,I decided to go home and take a nap.I kept walking towards the parking lot.
"Dude!!Can you stay back till seven",San asked.
"I'm damn tired,I gotta go",I answered.
My college is located 25 kilometer away from my place,in the outskirts of the city.
I started the bike along with my ipod.Guess the song that I was listening then?One last breath by creed!!!!It was around  6.30 PM when I started from the college.There are hardly any other vehicles on the road except some lorries which appeared every now and then.I reckon the lorry drivers among the group of people who bother switching the headlight of their vehicles to low beam when required.Inspite of my anti-glare glasses,I got distracted by the series of upcoming light beams.Blinded by the light,I didn't notice a boulder ahead and ran into it.A moment later I discovered that I was lying down right in the middle of thorny shrubs roadside like a dead person and my bike was dismantled.
"Am I dead",I wondered.
"You're alive", said my inner voice.
I mustered up my strength to stand and walk towards the road.Failed attempt.
"What the hell happened to me?I'm able to think perfectly,but I cannot make it till the road,I'm not even feeling the pain,not able to utter a single word.What a terrible plight?",I exclaimed.

I was literally waiting for someone to come in my rescue.
Few moments later,a person in rugged apparel walked towards me.He appeared as if he were The Almighty coming in my rescue.He switched on the torch in his 1100 mobile and observed me.He bent down towards me,took my hand in his.I thought he was doing it to check my pulse!!To my deep surprise and shock,he did it to take my diamond ring out of my finger.He also took my chain and mobile and ran away.

"What the eff is wrong with this kind of persons?How can they loot person who is in dire need of help?what kind of a society?what kind of a country?",I worried.

I felt that I was getting weaker as time passed by.After the thief episode,two guys walked towards me and decided within no time that I was dead.One of the guys took out his mobile and called some one.
"Lb nagar ps?"
"Accident near balapur.One DEAD".
"Thank you".This is what the guy spoke to the police.
"You nincompoop.I'm not dead.I'm alive.Take me to the nearest hospital.Else I'm going to die for sure."
These morons too left the place!!
"Ah!!Now,What the heck the police are going to do?Call the ambulance or mortuary van??.Anyways it would take atleast ten minutes for them to come.Wait for another niwit",I thought.

After five minutes I observed three men rushing towards me in haste as if I were their friend.As they approached,I was flabbergasted to see that they were San,Gaurav and Raj,my best pals.They shifted me to hospital in ten.Doctor examined and told them “this guy’s body parts are not listening to what his brain is saying”. I didn’t understand what he said in medical jargon but what I understood was I would be fine in a couple of months provided an intensive care is taken. So did my parents and friends and I'm rocking now...

The first movie we guys watched after I got discharged from the hospital was 3 idiots.We looked each other's face and laughed our guts out when Raju rasthogi's hospital scene was on screen!!!!!